I had badges made today! They look so cool. "FUCKED BY AN ELF". Do you want one too? Well you can get one, if you send me a really good story of you having sex with an elf. if you think it's too private for posting on this blog, send me an e-mail: elfcontact@hotmail.com
I'm soon going to release a book about all this! Working day and night on it (that's why I look so tired on the photo :)). I'll let you know more about it soon...
posted by Hallgerdur at 4:04 AM
15 Comments:
So being fucked by a dwarf just isn't the same?
No... it´s not the same! ...Elves are tall and beautiful and extreamly good lovers!! Dwarfs are short... I have never fucked a dwarf. You should try an elf... It´s the best thing ;)
So if I want us to fuck then I'll have to shave my beard and stretch my legs?
I think it would be easier to stretch my beard and shave my legs...
Hallgerdur, can't you make a big picture of the badge that we can copy? I can hardly see the words on the one in your picture.
Um, what about us 'Half-Elfs'???
I was once fucked by an elf. He asked me for a lift and promised to pay me 50 quid for my efforts when we got there, as he didn't have his wallet with him. I drove miles out of my way for him, but when we arrived, he just leapt out of the car and ran away, and I never got my money.
I, personally have never slept with an half-elf, but they must be better in bed than mere humans.
i think it's so funny that you got fucked the other way...they can be a bit mischievous..haha
Hæ sá að þú skrifaðir í gestabókina mina. ertu að grínast með þessa síðu??? Af hverju varstu að kvitta á minni síðu?
I would like to have one of those buttons!
gvvuuuuð, afhverju er þetta allt á ensku?! og svo taliði líka á ensku í comments.. jæja.. allavega mjög skrítin síða!!!!
hallgerður mín ég er oft á msn:) kíktu líka á mina síðu www.blog.central.is/beggabje
kv. begga syss
Því miður, ég tala ekki íslensku.
Fyrirgefðu, hvar er klósettið?
i once got fucked by a mexican, how is that in comparison with the elf fucking ? This mexican was like a fresh burrito, delicious i tell you, almost "El patolicious", like they say in mexico.
Mexicans...thats cool. Well it cant be comparable with sleeping with elves. But tell me more...how was it like?
I was ass raped by Orlando Bloom once. Does that count?
lmfao at kevin
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